And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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