..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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