I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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