So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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