she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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