She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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