just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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