Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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