he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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