She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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