We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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