he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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