It's Friday. Sex?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
time to smoke my breakfast
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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