he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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