yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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