i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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