I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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