come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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