Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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