Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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