so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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