we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
