her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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