i just had sex bonerless
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
whose ass print is on the piano?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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