I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
