I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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