ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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