I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
