You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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