In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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