You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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