somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I can't put those talents on a resume
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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