yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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