I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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