Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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