The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
