It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We're too hungover to prance.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
