You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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