By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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