The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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