is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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