Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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