just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Randomize
