he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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