Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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