I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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