I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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