I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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