He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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