the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
zippers are such a cool invention
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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