All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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