Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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