we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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