Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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