so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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