is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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