i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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